英语翻译This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 years,had died in a car crash.They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food,and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates,St.Peter took th

英语翻译This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 years,had died in a car crash.They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food,and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates,St.Peter took th
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This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 years,had died in a car crash.They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food,and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates,St.Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost."It's free," Peter replied,"this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.The old man asked,"what are the green fees?".Peter's reply,"This is heaven,you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with r the cuisine's of the world laid out."How much to eat?" asked the old man."Don't you understand yet?This is heaven,it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation."Well,where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.Peter lectured,"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick.This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger,throwing down his hat and stomping on it,and shrieking wildly.Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,asking him what was wrong.The old man looked at his wife and said,"This is all your fault.If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins,I could have been here ten years ago!"

英语翻译This 85 year old couple,having been married almost 60 years,had died in a car crash.They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food,and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates,St.Peter took th
这个85岁的夫妇,婚后已近60年,死于一场车祸.他们都很健康过去十年主要是由于她的兴趣在健康食品和运动.当他们到达天国之门,圣彼得带他们到他们的豪宅,装饰着美丽的厨房和主浴室套件和按摩浴缸.为他们欢呼和大呼小叫”老人问彼得多少都是要成本的.“这是免费的,”彼得回答说:“这是天堂.“下一个他们出去回调查冠军高尔夫球场,备份到的家.他们会每天和每周打高尔夫球的特权的课程更改为新的一个代表地球上最伟大的高尔夫球场.老人问:“什么是绿色费用?”.彼得的回答,“这是天堂,你免费玩.“下一个他们去会所,看见豪华自助午餐和r的美食的世界了.“吃多少?“问老人.“你不明白吗?这是天堂,它是免费的!”彼得回答有些恼怒.“嗯,是低脂肪、低胆固醇的表吗?”老人问胆怯地.彼得训话,“这是最好的部分……你能吃多少就吃多少你喜欢的任何你喜欢的,你永远不会发胖,你从不生病.这是天堂.”说完,老人走进一阵愤怒,扔下他的帽子和践踏它,疯狂地尖叫.彼得和他的妻子都试图使他平静下来,问他怎么了.老人看着他的妻子,说:“这都是你的错.要不是你的抨击麸松饼,我可以在这里已经十年前!”

这85年的老夫妻，已经结婚近60年，曾在一场车祸中去世。在过去的十年，他们的身体一直健康良好，主要是由于她在健康食品和锻炼的兴趣。当他们到天堂的大门，圣彼得把他们带到自己的豪宅，这是挂满了一个美丽的厨房和主浴套房和按摩浴缸。当他们“ oohed aahed ”老人问彼得多少这一切要花费。 “它是免费的， ”彼得说， “这是天堂。 ”接着，他们去调查锦标赛高尔夫球场，家里备份到。他们将有高尔夫特权每...

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这85年的老夫妻，已经结婚近60年，曾在一场车祸中去世。在过去的十年，他们的身体一直健康良好，主要是由于她在健康食品和锻炼的兴趣。当他们到天堂的大门，圣彼得把他们带到自己的豪宅，这是挂满了一个美丽的厨房和主浴套房和按摩浴缸。当他们“ oohed aahed ”老人问彼得多少这一切要花费。 “它是免费的， ”彼得说， “这是天堂。 ”接着，他们去调查锦标赛高尔夫球场，家里备份到。他们将有高尔夫特权每天，每星期的课程改到一个新的，代表地球上伟大的高尔夫球场。老人问， “绿化费是什么？” 。彼得的答复， “这是天意，你玩是免费的。 ”接着，他们去了会所，看到了丰盛的自助午餐与r的美食世界奠定。 “吃多少？”老头问道。 “你难道不明白吗？这是天堂，它是免费的！”彼得说，有些恼怒。 “嗯，是低脂肪和低胆固醇的表？”老头怯生生地问。彼得演讲， “这是最好的部分...你可以吃多少，只要你喜欢你喜欢什么，你永远不发胖，你永远不会生病，这是天堂。 ”那老头走进气头上，抛下了他的帽子，跺脚，尖叫疯狂。彼得和他的妻子都试图让他平静下来，问他怎么了。老头看着妻子说，“这都是你的如果不是你该死的麦麸松饼，我十年前可能已经在这里了！“

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