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5人用英文对白[急需]!3号之前给答复我再追分.大约10分钟的对白.电影节选也可以!总之5个人~每人对白都比较平均的,最好附上中文翻译.
5人用英文对白[急需]!3号之前给答复我再追分.大约10分钟的对白.
电影节选也可以!总之5个人~每人对白都比较平均的,
最好附上中文翻译.

5人用英文对白[急需]!3号之前给答复我再追分.大约10分钟的对白.电影节选也可以!总之5个人~每人对白都比较平均的,最好附上中文翻译.
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Big words of western tour （大话西游）

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Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….
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妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出,拾剑)
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa……
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(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑,指向至.两人定格,至走出来,独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But ……
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
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Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.
(猪和沙下)
唐：You come in and have a sit!
至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!
唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?
至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……
(唐唱Only you)
至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……
唐：Ohoh ……
至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.
唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …
(至跑走)
Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …
Chapter 4
Site: The Hole of Waterfall
Characters: 至尊宝、观音
至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.
观：Have you given up all things in human world?
至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?
观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.
至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.
观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.
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观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?
至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!

217 Jimmy Durante Died for Your Sins
Ben: Hi mum, hi dad. How are you guys?
Maggie: Hi honey. We're fine.
Jason: How's school today Ben? ...

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217 Jimmy Durante Died for Your Sins
Ben: Hi mum, hi dad. How are you guys?
Maggie: Hi honey. We're fine.
Jason: How's school today Ben?
Ben: Fantastic!
Jason: Ooh! That good huh?
Ben: Wait til you here. This morning when the principle was finished doing announcements over the PA, she got a shock when she touched the microphone, and yelled out a real naughty word.
Maggie: So that's what made it a fantastic day?
Ben: You bet. Boy, you could hear that dirty word echoing through the halls.
Jason: Well, look who made it through another day of school.
Mike: Well barely. Hey, uh dad. Do you think I could borrow about two hundred and seventeen dollars? Ok, I'll settle for five.
Radio: WZLB time, it's four fifteen and that's Jack pot call in time. Two thousand big ones in a hopper right now, just waiting for you to call five five five loot, and tell me the name of this song....
Mike: I knew it! I knew it! I knew the song Ben! I got it! I got it!
Ben: Dial already.
Jason: and Maggie: Go Mike go. Hurry up!
Mike: You know Carol's been driving me crazy playing that song. Boy am I glad she's my sister.
Jason: Ah, doesn't that get right here?
Mike: Hi, I knew that song, it's…Ah it's a recording. All lines are busy.
Maggie: Ah what a shame Mike. Well maybe next time.
Mike: Yeah, hey dad, since I didn't win the two thousand, how about the five?
Jason: This isn't your day Mike.
Ben: I got some news that will cheer you up Mike. Wait til you hear what Miss Cunn said over the Pa.
Jason: Don't you dare quote her.
Carol: Hey mum, hey dad
Maggie: Hi sweetheart.
Jason: Carol, a breath of normalcy.
Carol: Oh listen. I need a note form one of you for the field trip next week. I need some canned food for the charity drive.
Jason: and Maggie: Great.
Carol: And I really need a nose job.
Maggie: Sure. Did she just say…
Jason: Yes.
Maggie: And I said..
Jason: Yes.
Maggie: No.
Jason: Yes.
Maggie: Carol!
Jason: Carol!
Maggie: Carol.
Carol: Yes
Maggie: Did you just say…
Jason: Honey, what's this..?
Maggie: After you.
Jason: Honey what's this..
Maggie: Did you just say..
Jason: I give up.
Maggie: Did you just say you wanted a nose job?
Carol: I knew you guys would be upset.
Jason: We're not upset.
Maggie: Of course not.
Jason: No. We just want to know what this is all about.
Maggie: But we are certainly not upset.
Jason: We'd be upset if you were serious about this.
Carol: I am.
Maggie: Well then. We're upset.
Carol: Mum. I've been thinking about this for a long time. And then last week, this girl in my Latin class came in after having it done, and mum she looks great.
Maggie: But honey you have a cute nose. You have a perky little button nose.
Jason: Yeah, you have your mother's nose.
Carol: I know. No mum mum. It looks good on you. You can get away with a big nose. I mean, cos all your other features are big too. I don't mean big, I just mean…
Jason: Carol, just give up.
Maggie: Carol, who says you have a big nose?
Carol: Well I do and that's what matters, right?
Mike: Hey Carol, someone named Charlotte Bowzer's on the phone.
Carol: Oh great! She's giving me all the information about her plastic surgeon.
Jason: Carol. We're talking to you.
Carol: I know, but this is important.
Mike: Wait, wait wait a minute. Did I hear right. I Carol actually considering plastic surgery?
Jason: Mike, this doesn't concern you.
Mike: Right, but before I go, I just wanted to say ..Bravo.
Jason: This isn't like Carol. I mean where did she get this hyper concern for her looks? Maggie?
Maggie: What's wrong with my nose?
Jason: Your nose is beautiful. Your nose is the first part of you I fell in love with. In fact when I get a picture of you in my mind, all I see are those two come hither nostrils. Yeah look at this. As far as noses go, this is perfection. God should have such a nose. What am I saying? This is the nose of god.
Maggie: Jason, just because you are frustrated with Carol, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
Jason: Oh, I'm not frustrated, I'm just confused. I mean why would our sensible Carol want to get her face rearranged, just because someone named Charlotte Bowzer did it? Ben: Hey hey. Is it true that Carols getting a face transplant?
Jason: Ben, let me give you some advice. Don't listen to Mike. That applies not only to this case, but to life in general.
Maggie: Jason, you know what. This nose thing is just a phase. I mean a lot of teenage girls go through it. And I know it's hard to believe, but even I did.
Jason: I believe it.
Maggie: You do?
Jason: I mean with great difficulty. You are right. This is a phase and I know just what to do about it. We sit her down, we talk to her and we ask her reasons. Then we have an intelligent dialogue between a responsible child and her supportive parents.
Maggie: Sure. We ask her all the right questions and Carol will see that she hasn't thought this thing through at all.
Carol: A nose job or rhyno plasti is an out patient procedure normally involving a local anesthetic that wears off in about four hours. It is usually recommended that the patient remain in bed for one additional day. There is discoloration of the nose and orbits of the eyes as a result of haemotoma from blows to the mallet. And it costs only twenty four hundred dollars.
Maggie: what did I say? She hasn't thought this through at all.
Carol: First of all, I'm still the same Carol who gets straight A's and thinks everything through. And this is not a whim or an adolescent phase if that's what you're thinking.
Jason: Oh not me.
Carol: The basic question here is, do you believe that the size of a persons nose can affect the course of their life?
Jason: Well..
Carol: Explain Carl Molden?
Jason: Let's keep the size of Carl Moldens honker out of this, ok. We want to find out why you want this surgery.
Carol: Well I'd feel better about the way I looked, and well, I'd feel better about myself.
Jason: Well honey, there's nothing wrong with the way you look.
Carol: Dad. Remember when you started working out with weights?
Jason: Yeah.
Carol: And mum, remember why started coloring your hair?
Maggie: I add occasional high lights.
Carol: But don't you see. You guys did those things so you'd feel better about the way you look. That's all I'm asking.
Jason: Alright, well your mother and I have to discuss this, so would you mind stepping out of the room?
Carol: Sure, sure.
Jason: Could you step a little further out?
Carol: Oh fine. Fine.
Maggie: Jason, this discussion is a great touch because Carol will actually think that we considered this before we said no.
Jason: Well...
Maggie: Don't say well I know. I know that well too well.
Jason: Well honey I don't want this any more than you do, but we've always relied on Carols common sense.
Maggie: Which she has taken leave of.
Jason: No point to suddenly start treating her like she's Ben's age.
Maggie: Well she'll get used to it.
Jason: I say we should go ahead and tell her she can have the nose job.
Maggie: Jason.
Jason: If she pays for it herself. See that way, for every dime she has to save, she'll have time to see if it's worth it. Twenty four hundred dollars. That's a lot of thinking Maggie.
Maggie: But honey. What if she saves the money and she still wants a nose job?
Jason: By the time Carol saves twenty four hundred dollars, she's going to need a face life.
Carol: Ten dollars a week into twenty four hundred is two hundred and twenty four, divided by fifty two is ...four and a half years. Hello Michael. Hot shirt.
Mike: No Carol. I don't have any money to lend you. And you know what, it really pains me to say that, knowing what a worthy cause this is.
Carol: Oh go squeeze some zits.
Mike: Now what a rude thing to say, especially to a guy who happens to know of a job where you could make some big money.
Carol: What job?
Mike: No no no no. It's too late Carol. I'm hurt.
Carol: Oh come on Mike. I'm sorry. What job?
Mike: Truly sorry?
Carol: In tears. What's the job?
Mike: Well, word is, American express need someone to replace Carl Molden.
Carol: You scum.
Mike: Alright alright. So it's a little joke. I was just kidding there. Ok, alright lets be serious now Carol. Ok, now come on Carol. You don't need to spend all that money on a nose job.
Carol: Right, because I'm beautiful already?
Mike: No I said let's be serious. Now look, I know where you can get a nose job for half the price.
Carol: Wow!
Mike: Igor!
Ben: It is good with me.
Jason: Dinner!
Ben: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Liver ahhhhh!
Maggie: liver is good for you.
Mike: Oh is that liver I smell?
Maggie: Yes, and its got lots of iron in it.
Mike: Mum, can't we just eat a skeleton instead?
Maggie: What in the world?
Carol: Since I have to wait so long to save the money I need, I decided to camouflage my facial deformity, with the subtle use of make up.
Mike: Looking good Carol.
Maggie: That's enough Carol. Upstairs right now and wash it off.
Carol: But mum!
Jason: It's not going to work Carol, you are still going to have to save the money yourself.
Carol: Alright fine. Fine. I'll go up to my room, but I just want you to know I am never coming out. Ok? Just think about it. Never.
Jason: Now exactly what are you doing?
Mike: Being sent to my room without dinner.
Jason: You're getting a double portion.
Mike: No no dad.
Jason: And you too.
Ben: Hey!
Radio: Alright its jack pot call-in time.
Mike: I'm not missing it this time.
Radio: We've put another one thousand dollars into the jack pot for the fifth caller to identify our mystery song.
Mike: I got it. Hey it's the same song. I got this one. Carol, Carol, get off the phone right now. Off now. I don't believe this. I know the name of this song and Carols not letting me use the phone.
Radio: And here's our fifth caller right now. Hi what's your answer?
Carol: In the name of love.
Radio: That is absolutely right. What's your name honey?
Carol: Carol Seaver.
Maggie and Jason: What!
Radio: You just won three thousand dollars. Do you know what you are going to do with all that money?
Carol: I sure do.
Maggie: Honey, we're saying no for your own good.
Ben: Speaking of her own good..
Carol: How could this possibly be for my own good?
Jason: Carol, we're a little older, a little wiser. We have some more perspective.
Carol: Breaking your solemn promise is for my own good!
Jason: Well sometimes parents just have to be unfair.
Carol: I'm going to remember this day. The day my parents gave me their word and then broke it.
Mike: Boy am I full.
Ben: Yeah, liver wasn't as bad as I thought.
Mike: Yeah. I just couldn't stop eating that stuff mum. Can we be excused?
Maggie: Ok. Jason!
Jason: I was just thinking. I know we've stopped Carol, but at what price? Now we'll never know why she's so upset about the way she looks. Maybe she'll never know. What's causing this negative self image? I just can't help but feel we are cutting off our own nose to spite our face. Ok, bad choice of words.
Carol: Mike.
Mike: Ok Brooke. You win.
Carol: Come on Mike. Get up.
Mike: Brooke. Oh Carol, no what's going on.
Carol: Mike I need your help.
Mike: Carol get lost.
Carol: It's worth fifty bucks.
Mike: Alright, name it.
Carol: I need you to drive me somewhere without anybody knowing.
Mike: Where?
Carol: What difference does it make?
Mike: A lot Carol. I don't want my friends seeing me driving you around.
Carol: Alright, I need you to drive me to the doctors building downtown.
Mike: The doctors building?
Carol: Yeah, don't worry. You won't ruin into any of your friends there. They are beyond medicine.
Mike: Hey Carol. Are you really going through with this nose thing?
Carol: It's none of your business.
Mike: Hey Carol, you know that doctor is not going to do anything without parents consent.
Carol: Maybe getting mum and dad to sign a consent form isn't so hard at all.
Mike: Forgery.
Carol: Shhh