英语相声剧本 谢

英语相声剧本 谢
英语相声剧本 谢

英语相声剧本 谢
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威) Tiger:I’m a great tiger.I’m very strong.I’m very brave.I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry.I must find sth.to eat at once,or I’ll die immediately.Oh,there’s nothing here.And here is nothing,either.Oh,I want to have a rest.(Sleep soundly) Fox:I’m a fox.You can see,I’m pretty and lovely.I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies.Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat.Mm,Mm,Mm.How delicious it is!Tiger:Ah,a fox.A good meal.Ah,a good meal.Fox:Oh,my God!What should I do?Yes,I have a good idea.Yes,a good idea.Hello!Tiger sister!How are you?Tiger:Not so good.I’m very hungry now.I want to eat you.Fox:Oh,my dear!How dare you say that!I’m the king of the forest!I’m the king of the forest!If you want to eat me,I will let you die right now.Tiger:She is the king.She is cheating me.I can’t belive her.I’m the king of the forest here.Fox:If you don’t believe me,just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.Tiger:Ok.Let’s go.Rabbit:I’m a rabbit.I like to eat a turnip.Ah,a big turnip.Oh!It’s too hard.I can’t pull it out.Bird:I’m a bird.Rabbit:Hi!Bird:Hi!What are doing here,Miss Rabbit?Can I help you?Rabbit:Yes,please.Frog:I’m a frog.Hello!What are you doing here?What can I do for you?R&B:Yes,come on!Frog :Ok!I’m coming!Bear:I’m a big brown bear.Hello,everyone!What are you doing here?R,B&F:Come on!Come on!Mr.Bear!You are so strong.Please come here.There is a big turnip.We are all puling it out.Please come and help us.Bear:Ok!I’m coming.Fox:Hello,Bear!Bear:Hi,Fox.Oh,a tiger!(run away) Fox:Hello,Frog!Frog:Hi,Fox.Oh,a tiger!(run away) Fox:Hello,Bird!Bird:Hi,Fox.Oh,a tiger!(run away) Fox:Hello,Rabbit!Rabbit:Hi,Fox.Oh,a tiger!(run away) Fox:Tiger,Now,you see.They are so frightened!They all run away!Tiger:Yes,you are right.It’s true.I’m very sorry.You are the king of the forest.That’s all right.I will run away.He is the king.He is the king.Fox:Wa!There is a big turnip.Now,the turnip belongs to me.