20篇英语作文并带翻译拜托各位大神我要20篇英语作文其余不要,并且要带翻译的!~~~~

20篇英语作文并带翻译拜托各位大神我要20篇英语作文其余不要,并且要带翻译的!~~~~
20篇英语作文并带翻译拜托各位大神
我要20篇英语作文其余不要,并且要带翻译的!~~~~

20篇英语作文并带翻译拜托各位大神我要20篇英语作文其余不要,并且要带翻译的!~~~~
Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了.” “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?” “不疼,可是我总感到口渴.” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 一个有效的方法 爸爸：杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀? 杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果,爸爸. 爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢? 杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀. A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it. 凯特的礼物 凯特：妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗? 妈妈：不知道,宝贝,是什么呀? 凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶. 妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀. 凯特：不,你没有了.我刚刚把它给摔了. The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害.” 医生说：“恐怕他已经死了.” 听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说：“我没死,我还活着.” 妻子说：“安静,医生比你懂得多.” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午.难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗? 杰克：我知道,爸爸.可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是? Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢. 病人：我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀! Cat Zhualaoshu Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……" 猫抓老鼠 一只老鼠被猫追赶,误入花店.老鼠发现无路可逃,顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器,作顽强抵抗.猫一时惊呆了,立马低下了头,羞涩地说：“死鬼,太突然了……” Really important foreign language Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一声directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!" 外语真重要 有一次,一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步.突然,一只猫堵住洞口,张牙舞爪扑来.老鼠拼命跑,猫就使劲追.就在山穷水尽时,小老鼠回过头,冲着猫大叫一声：“汪汪”.猫竟然被吓跑了.大老鼠夸道：“行啊,还会一手,厉害!”小老鼠一抹汗,感叹说：“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊!” Moss wiping rats Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: "Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia?" 擦摩丝的老鼠 母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇,她跟踪老公到草丛旁.一会儿,一只刺猬从洞里钻出来.母老鼠一把拽住刺猬说：“死鬼,还说没外遇?擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀?” Rats to the toilet Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……" Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away! 老鼠上厕所 老鼠去方便,见熊也在,吓得不敢吱声,熊看了老鼠一眼,说：“你掉不掉毛?”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语.熊又问：“掉不掉毛啊,你?”老鼠战战兢兢地说：“不掉……” 熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了! A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说：我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐.