作业帮英语幽默短剧2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词
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英语幽默短剧2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词
英语幽默短剧
2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词
英语幽默短剧2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词
迟到的理由 the reason of being late
Teacher：Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
老师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”.
孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
老师：汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
Tom:Men.
汤姆：“男人们”.
Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
老师：答得好.那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
Tom:Twins.
汤姆：双胞胎.
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady."We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我来试试看,”一位老太太说.
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧.”
Longest and Shortest 最长和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短
老师问他的一个学生：“什么最长什么最短?”
学生立刻回答：“一堂课的最后几分钟最长,一场考试的最后几分钟最短.
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AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will le...
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AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! Oh! Dear! I can't leave it!
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you!
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your . Which day is your birthday?
F: April
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
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误会
由一个笑话改编的3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，都很简单，经理只有一句话。
C：the customer. 顾客
W：the waiter. 服务员
M：the manager. 经理
In the restaurant. 在饭店里
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing R...
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误会
由一个笑话改编的3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，都很简单，经理只有一句话。
C：the customer. 顾客
W：the waiter. 服务员
M：the manager. 经理
In the restaurant. 在饭店里
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir?
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
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AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will le...
全部展开
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! Oh! Dear! I can't leave it!
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you!
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your . Which day is your birthday?
F: April
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". the reason of being late
Teacher：Johnny，why are you late for school every morning？
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner，a guidepost says，”School--GoSlow”.
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”。
孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
Teacher: What is the plural of man，Tom？
老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？
Tom: Men.
汤姆：“男人们”。
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child？
老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？
Tom: Twins.
汤姆：双胞胎。
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”
“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
Longest and Shortest 最长和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短
老师问他的一个学生：“什么最长什么最短？”
学生立刻回答：“一堂课的最后几分钟最长，一场考试的最后几分钟最短。由一个笑话改编的3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，都很简单，经理只有一句话。
C：the customer. 顾客
W：the waiter. 服务员
M：the manager. 经理
In the restaurant. 在饭店里
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir?
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
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