不需要太长的,带翻译且要搞笑（注：在英语课前小活动的需要）

不需要太长的,带翻译且要搞笑（注：在英语课前小活动的需要）
不需要太长的,带翻译且要搞笑（注：在英语课前小活动的需要）

不需要太长的,带翻译且要搞笑（注：在英语课前小活动的需要）
吝啬鬼请客
admin发布于2010-11-18 19:05 | 367次阅读
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?"
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答
A burglar 入室盗窃者
admin发布于2010-11-16 20:28 | 497次阅读
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
You will get your chance in court.said the Desk Sergeant.
No,no,no.said the man.I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.I've been trying to do that for years.
一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊,警察告诉他说,你在法庭上会有这个机会的.
不,不,不,这个人说,我就是想知道他是如何做到潜入我家并且还能不惊醒我的老婆,我已经努力好多年了都没能做到这点.

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The Chief
A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart.
His servant goes to the doctor an...

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The Chief
A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart.
His servant goes to the doctor and say "big chief, no fart" so the doctor gives him a pill
The next day the servant goes back to the doctor and says "big chief, still no fart" so the doctor gives him a big pill the size of his hand
On the third day the servant goes back and says "big cheif still not fart" so the doctor gives a pill the size of a football
The next day the servant comes back and says to the doctor "big fart,no chief!"

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