土英语 谁有?比如说好久不见：long time no see.我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：i'll give you some color to see see.你还是老样子：you also is old going.老不死：old no die.给你爸记住：give your father remember.谁还有这类

土英语 谁有?比如说好久不见：long time no see.我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：i'll give you some color to see see.你还是老样子：you also is old going.老不死：old no die.给你爸记住：give your father remember.谁还有这类
土英语 谁有?
比如说好久不见：long time no see.
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：i'll give you some color to see see.
你还是老样子：you also is old going.
老不死：old no die.
给你爸记住：give your father remember.
谁还有这类的句子?

土英语 谁有?比如说好久不见：long time no see.我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：i'll give you some color to see see.你还是老样子：you also is old going.老不死：old no die.给你爸记住：give your father remember.谁还有这类
O Yeah~今天无意中竟然找到了 ENJOY～
1 ． we two who and who > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 ． how are you how old are you?> 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你
4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers !together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if
you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6 ． you me you me
彼此彼此
7 ． You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
8 ． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知 …
9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹
10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons
can make hole!
龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11 ． American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13 ． heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14 ． go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15 ．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16 ． If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17 ． I call Li old big.toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年 25 .
18 ． you have two down son .你有两下子.
19 ． as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!
20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
22 ． The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has
****ed.
金正日是金日成的儿子

自己写,用机器翻译基本可以达到LZ要求,要多少有多少!
但这样的英语老外是很难理解的.
做反面例子还不错...
PS:这个时候觉得计译还管用啊...

How are you?怎么是你?
How old are you?怎么老是你?

比如说好久不见：Long time no see.
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：I'll teach you a bloody good lesson.
你还是老样子：Same shit everyday.
老不死：Old mean bastard.
给你爸记住：You'd better fucking remenber this.
Long time no...

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比如说好久不见：Long time no see.
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧：I'll teach you a bloody good lesson.
你还是老样子：Same shit everyday.
老不死：Old mean bastard.
给你爸记住：You'd better fucking remenber this.
Long time no see. 好像外国人也说吧～
其他的改了一下，就是正宗的说法啦～

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good good study, day day up.