求一个 的英语笑话 （我英语很不好啊~字数要短 而且最重要的是语法一定要简单）

求一个 的英语笑话 （我英语很不好啊~字数要短 而且最重要的是语法一定要简单）
求一个 的英语笑话 （我英语很不好啊~字数要短 而且最重要的是语法一定要简单）

求一个 的英语笑话 （我英语很不好啊~字数要短 而且最重要的是语法一定要简单）
孩纸自己好好想想吧 你姐姐我虽然是初一滴 但是写一个笑话是不难滴 但是你姐姐我为了不害你 你还是自己想吧

你可以说“You is pig and dog.”

　　A Fine Match


　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she...

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　　A Fine Match


　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

　　势均力敌


　　有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：“放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。”

　　这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。

　　令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!

　　Prepare Yourself


　　A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　自己做好准备


　　校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

　　两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”

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你可以参考最后二个笑话

God Go to the Bathroom 上帝去洗手间
Son:Mum,does God go to the Bathroom? 儿子：妈妈，上帝去洗手间吗？
Mum:No,dear,why do you ask? 妈：不，孩子。你为什么这么问？
Son:This morning,I heard Dad knock on the Bathroom door and...

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God Go to the Bathroom 上帝去洗手间
Son:Mum,does God go to the Bathroom? 儿子：妈妈，上帝去洗手间吗？
Mum:No,dear,why do you ask? 妈：不，孩子。你为什么这么问？
Son:This morning,I heard Dad knock on the Bathroom door and say,"Oh,God,are you still there?" 儿：今天早上，我听见爸爸敲卫生间的门，并且说：“哦，上帝，你还在那儿吗？”

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我说一个，标准的中式英语。
俩人初学英语，商量是否去看电影。
A：Good see？
B：No good see.
A:No see!No see!
结果俩人外交一头雾水。