daddy day care剧本

daddy day care剧本
daddy day care剧本

daddy day care剧本
Charlie Hinton:Hey,man,how did it go in there?
Max:...I missed.
Charlie Hinton:He heh...what does that mean?
Max:I missed!
Charlie Hinton:Oh,hell,no!
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Phil:[in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!
Charlie Hinton:[in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli!Don't you,Ben?
Ben:Nope.
Charlie Hinton:You turned my own sprout against me?Now you're gonna die!
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Charlie Hinton:If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff,I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.
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Mrs.Gwyneth Harridan:Rock for Daddy Day Care...Do you know what this means?
Jenny:A...chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?
Mrs.Gwyneth Harridan:No,you bubble-headed idiot.It's a deathwish.
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Charlie Hinton:Today we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil:No.We need Ritalin and leashes,that's what we need.
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Charlie Hinton:So...what else can we learn about?
Jamie:Dolphins.Dolphins are good.
Max:Dolphins are fish!
Becca:No,they're not!
Max:Yeah-huh,they live in water!
Becca:That doesn't mean they're fish!
Charlie Hinton:Hey,hey,hey...Calm down now.Maybe we should just ask another question here.
Jamie:...Where do babies come from?
Charlie Hinton:Eh,eh...Y'know,why don't we go back to the dolphins,or something other than *that*?
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Charlie Hinton:Ok,you're gonna go out straight for a pass,and I want you to be my blocker.You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll...
Max:How 'bout we just run in a circle?
Charlie Hinton:...Yeah,OK,that's a better idea!How 'bout we just aaaall run in a circle?
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Becca:We need more learning about things!
Charlie Hinton:More learning about things?
Becca:Yes.We're at a very critical age.You have to feed our minds!
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Ben:Remember when you broke my yo-yo?
Charlie Hinton:I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben:You did!
Charlie Hinton:I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben:Yes,you did!
Charlie Hinton:Your yo-yo was broke.
Ben:Yes,you did!Yes,you did!Admit-admit it!Ya killin me!Ya really killin me!
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Kelli:Hi,are you the new daddy?
Marvin:I'm your daddy.
[wheeze]
Marvin:I'm not your daddy!I'm your baby's daddy!Er - I'm not your *baby's* daddy!I'm gonna be...I mean,I'm-a...I'm-a...I'm...
Phil:You're Marvin...
Marvin:...Marvin.
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Crispin:[shouts] Shut-up,Butthead!
Charlie Hinton:Shut-up,Butthead?I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that.When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.
[Crispin kicks Charlies shin]
Charlie Hinton:[yells] Owww!
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Mrs.Gwyneth Harridan:My dear Jennifer...In life,there are winners and there are losers; and to win,you have to play dirty!
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The Flash:We need more chasing bad guys!
Marvin:Hey,that's an excellent idea!
The Flash:Like the Joker!
Marvin:No,you see,buddy,that's Batman's bad guy.You're the Flash,you need to be fighting...
The Flash:Lex Luthor?
Marvin:No,that's Superman.You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang,Gorilla Grod,the Reverse Flash...
The Flash:How about the Riddler?
Marvin:[to Charlie and Phil] What are you doing to these kids?
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Jamie's Mom:Who are you going to call if there's any problem?
[gives her a phone]
Jamie:911,Mommy.
Jamie's Mom:Oh,such a good girl!
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Charlie Hinton:[after Crispin had kicked Charlie in the shin] I'll see you tomorrow Crispin.Tomorrow!
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Mr.Carrott:B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I!I am the broccoli and don't know why!C-A-R-R-O AND A T!Carrots are healthy for you and me!
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Charlie Hinton:Wow,goats really love pie
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Phil:Let鈥檚 get safety gate crazy.
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Charlie Hinton:Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on,a family.
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Charlie Hinton:If you put your kids through this they're gonna be miserable in four languages...
Mrs.Gwyneth Harridan:Five,we start Portugese in the fall.