英语翻译1、 国家地震局：建成数十年来,没有预测过一个地震,没有发明过一项预震、防震、抗震技术,没有推行过一套预震、防震、抗震教育.以无为而治,荣登榜首.3、 国家质量监测局：随着

英语翻译1、 国家地震局：建成数十年来,没有预测过一个地震,没有发明过一项预震、防震、抗震技术,没有推行过一套预震、防震、抗震教育.以无为而治,荣登榜首.3、 国家质量监测局：随着
英语翻译
1、 国家地震局：建成数十年来,没有预测过一个地震,没有发明过一项预震、防震、抗震技术,没有推行过一套预震、防震、抗震教育.以无为而治,荣登榜首.
3、 国家质量监测局：随着毒牛奶案件的惊天大曝光,质量监测局的免检产品纷纷落马,一时间风头无两,以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势,顺利击败大部分对手,获得第三名.
5、证监会：出道数年时间的非凡表现,仅靠在06年到10年四年的出色表现,就以各种黑幕交易和监督无力,迅速抢滩登陆,被中国股民们顶上了最无能部门第五名 .
7、城市管理行政执法局,简称“城管”：钢铁的心肠 黑色胆,杀声吓破乞丐胆,风林火山威名传,抢必狠,打必烂,砸掉摊位再罚款!拥有三千城管,便可收复台湾.拥有十万城管,轻松扫荡美利坚.排名第七位.
9、食品监督管理局：就是为了广大中国人民在下一场生化战争中活下来,这么多年来,我们吃地沟油、化学火锅、三聚氰胺奶粉、毒大米,皮革奶.日本辐射我们不怕,因为我们有中国食品监督管理局 .

英语翻译1、 国家地震局：建成数十年来,没有预测过一个地震,没有发明过一项预震、防震、抗震技术,没有推行过一套预震、防震、抗震教育.以无为而治,荣登榜首.3、 国家质量监测局：随着
1.Built for decades, the state seismological bureau, did not predict an earthquake, did not invent a foreshock shockproof seismic technology, never push a foreshock shockproof seismic education to laissez-faire, topped the list
3.National quality monitoring bureau: as the blockbuster exposure to tainted milk case quality monitoring bureau inspection-exempted products began to fall, thunder, no two, in the ostrich, beat most rivals and won the third place
5.The special performance of CSRC: career years, alone 6 years to 10 years in the four years of outstanding performance, with all kinds of shady deals and supervision weakness, onboard quickly, by the Chinese shareholders are the top five most incompetent department
7.Administrative law enforcement of city management bureau, or chengguan: steel heart black bile, ShaSheng frighten broken beggar bravery, the wind Lin rests in the transfer, rob will be malicious, play will be rotten, smashed booth fine again! With three thousand chengguan, can Taiwan have
9.Food supervision and administration, to the masses of the Chinese people to survive the next round of the biochemical war, over the years, we eat gutter oil chemistry chafing dish, melamine milk powder poisoned rice leather milk Japan radiation we not afraid, because we have Chinese food supervision and administration
ten wancheng tube, easily swept through the united ranks seventh