急需6人的英语搞笑对话.

急需6人的英语搞笑对话.
急需6人的英语搞笑对话.

急需6人的英语搞笑对话.
-- 朝搞笑英语对话
一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing?”老外：“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english,I am speaking what?”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,yo
u can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
老外：“Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tomorrow
come!”

从 老友记 剧本里给你随便找了一段：
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
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Written by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen...

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从 老友记 剧本里给你随便找了一段：
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
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Written by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Monica: Uh-huh, that one!
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm?(Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Ross: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!
Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!
Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
5分钟的对话挺长的，去看完整剧本吧

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