初一上册的英语小故事,笑话也可以,100词左右.不要网上那些,我都找了,没合适的!不要对话!

初一上册的英语小故事,笑话也可以,100词左右.不要网上那些,我都找了,没合适的!不要对话!
初一上册的英语小故事,笑话也可以,100词左右.
不要网上那些,我都找了,没合适的!
不要对话!

初一上册的英语小故事,笑话也可以,100词左右.不要网上那些,我都找了,没合适的!不要对话!
（一）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
（二）
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
（三）The Rain
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy．
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking． Then at last he turned to his father and said to him,“Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?”
“No, it isn't very nice, but it's very useful,Tom,”answered his father．“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep．”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said,“Then,why does it rain on the road too, Father?”