谁能告诉我一个由5个男人演的英语短剧剧本

谁能告诉我一个由5个男人演的英语短剧剧本
谁能告诉我一个由5个男人演的英语短剧剧本

谁能告诉我一个由5个男人演的英语短剧剧本
给你提供两个.
1.无题
人物：
A(衣衫褴褛）
B（衣着光鲜）
C小花
D小草
E椅子
F新闻记者
剧本：
B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前
A：先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了.
B：（厌恶）让开,让开.（然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生,先生（A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B）
B：让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了（看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：哇,你这人怎么这么讨厌!（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?
E：唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了.
E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊.
A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了.这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了.于是F就报道了这一事件.
F：大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人.
B：哦,上帝,哦,妈妈.
F：这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?
A：对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响.是吗,椅子?
E：是啊,是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了.
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but.sir.please listen to me.
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english.
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
2.北京西城实验学校初一奥运英语短剧剧本 :
Beijing is ready for the Olympics
(A peddler, Mary, Diana and Yangyang)
(In a free market)
小贩： Look look, see see. You say how much is how much.
Mary： What did she mean?
Diana：I don’t know. Let me ask her. Hey, What did you say?
小贩： Wh………What? I can’t say English good.
Diana：How strange she is. I think she doesn’t speak English. She speaks some foreign language, but not Chinese.
Mary： I think so too. Let’s go away!
Yang： Wait a moment! I think the peddler DID speak English, but she can’t speak very well. Let me be your interpreter, OK?
Mary： Good! Then I can understand what she just said.
Yang： 你刚才想对这位外国人说什么?
小贩： 我就是想让她买我的东西啊!
Yang： She wants you to buy her things.
Diana: Oh! What does she have?
Yang： 她问你,你有什么?
小贩： 一些中国的折伞.Chinese umbrella. Red. Beautiful!
Diana: Good! I’m looking for them! Do you have some other colors?
Yang： Oh. Red is really wonderful. Do you know Chinese color?
Mary： No.
Yang： It’s Red. Because red means good luck.
Diana：Why?
Yang： What color is fire?
Mary： Red.
Yang： Yes. In China, people believe fire can sweep away bad luck, so, red means good luck.
Diana: Oh, interesting. OK, I want this red one. How much is it?
小贩： 这句我明白了.Fifteen yuan.
Diana: That’s very cheap! I’ll buy it. Here is the money.
小贩： And, your umbrella!
Diana: Thank you.
Mary: Thank you for translating for us! Can you tell us your name please?
Yang： You are welcome! My name is Yangyang. Bye-bye!
Diana & Mary: See you.
(LATER)
Mary: That little student, Yangyang, really helped us a lot.
Diana: Yes! And I think Chinese people really changed a lot. They can speak English! Wow! That’s amazing!
Mary: They are ready for the 2008 Olympics.
Diana: I agree with you.
(A month later, in the Summer Palace)
小贩： Look at the Five Friendlies. They are so lovely.
Yang: Hey, yes, they are! Glad to meet you! Your English changed a lot. What did you do?
小贩： I have been studying English since the day I met you in the market.
Yang： I think now you have more buyers, right?
小贩： Yes. Because they can understand me!
Yang： Ha! That’s what I thought!
小贩： Everyone is preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games. And so am I. If I don’t study English, fewer people will buy my goods in 2008. I think that speaking English is full of fun. It’s not hard and it’s very useful.
Yang： If you don’t forget how to speak Chinese, then everything is fine!
小贩： Well, to tell you the truth. I DO forget how to speak Chinese!
Yang： What?! Are you kidding?
小贩： Yes, I am just joking. I won’t forget how to speak my native language.
(Later)
Diana: Look! Who is the student?
Mary: That’s our interpreter, Yangyang. Let’s say hello to her.
Diana: Hello, Yangyang, our interpreter! Do you remember us?
Yang： Oh, yes! We met in the free market that day! How nice to see you again! How are you?
Mary: We are fine, thank you! What are you doing here?
Yang： I’m just walking and enjoying the sun in the beautiful park.
Diana: Oh, great! We are going to have a picnic here. Would you like to join us?
Yang： Yes, of course! Let’s go.
(Later)
Yang： This is a good place for a picnic. Shall we sit here?
Diana: Yeah, good idea!
Yang： Wow! We’ve got many delicious foods!
Mary: Let’s enjoy them!
Diana: Can the peddler speak English now?
Yang： Yeah. And now her English is excellent.
Diana: Really? I think Chinese are really good at learning a new language.
Yang： You’re over praising us. Thank you.
Mary: Look at that! What’s that flying? Is it a beautiful swallow?
Yang： It is not a swallow, but it’s a kite of swallow!
Diana: Oh, God! I thought it was a real swallow too!
Yang： People in Beijing love swallow kites! Do you know the Five Friendlies of 2008 Beijing Olympics? Swallow is one of them.
Mary: Yeah! I love the Five Friendlies! They are so cute!
Diana: How beautiful the swallow kite is! And how blue and clear the sky is!
Yang： The sky of Beijing is getting bluer and clearer and the air is becoming better and better! You know before there were even sandstorms in Beijing!
Mary: Sandstorms are terrible! And I remember Beijing was also known for its polluted rivers.
Yang： That was true, but the government has been doing a lot to improve the environment in Beijing. Rivers are cleaned and lots of grass and trees and flowers are planted in the city.
Diana: Yeah, Beijing has changed greatly these years and that’s why we can enjoy the picnic with the beautiful environment here!
Mary: Beijing is ready for the Olympics! I really want to buy the Five Friendlies as the souvenir.
Yang： The peddler has! We can go to the peddler to have a look at the Five Friendlies. He is just over there.
Diana: Ok, let’s take everything and go!
(Later)
小贩： Hello! Have a look at the Five Friendlies!
Mary: Hello! Thank you! Is this green baby a panda?
小贩： Yes! He is Jingjing. He is the national animal of China. He lives in the green forest and he brings peace and happiness to the world.
Diana: I love him! And this must be a lovely antelope who is always fast and active!
Yang： You are right! His name is Yingying. Look at the fish, Beibei! You know, in Chinese culture, fish means a good harvest and it’s a symbol of a good year and a good life.
Mary: Interesting! Oh, I know this one! It’s fire! Red fire! The Chinese color, you told me last time! He can bring the world good luck!
小贩： The fire’s name is Huanhuan. And also look at the swallow Nini flying in the sky! When you put the names of the Five Friendlies together–Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni–they say “Welcome to Beijing”.
Diana: Wow! Wonderful idea!
Mary: I’ll buy them! How much are they?
小贩： 350 yuan.
Mary: Here you are! Thank you!
(Together): Beijing is ready for the Olympics! Welcome to Beijing!