作业帮要一个100来个词的英语笑话（一个人说的）,还要有汉语翻译.要求：高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
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要一个100来个词的英语笑话（一个人说的）,还要有汉语翻译.要求：高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
要一个100来个词的英语笑话（一个人说的）,还要有汉语翻译.要求：高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
要一个100来个词的英语笑话（一个人说的）,还要有汉语翻译.要求：高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
1.The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
2.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."