作业帮英语相声带翻译必带翻译
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英语相声带翻译必带翻译
英语相声带翻译
必带翻译
英语相声带翻译必带翻译
今天呢,给各位说一段英语相声.
这位大家都认识,XXX我的搭档
小号吹得好!就是最近啊,身体不好
尤其这次病的挺严重的,都破相了.
痔疮.开个玩笑
就上个星期吧,XXX给我打点话：走啊,一起游泳去
我说：不去!我嫌脏,游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿
他说：别怕,我们也可以尿!
最后还是他一个人去了.
当天下午3点,打电话给我：哥,带2000块赎我来吧,尿尿让人逮着了.
去把他领回来.问他怎么回事,他说：他们都在池子里尿的,我是站在岸边尿的.
过两天,他自己又去了.下午又给我打电话：兄弟.来赎我来吧,又让人逮着了
去把他领回来,问他：又站岸边尿了?他说：没有啊.这次在池子里尿的,不过这几天有点上火,尿是黄的.
Today,I would like to present a cross-talk.
This is XXX,my partner,everybody knows him.
He blows his trumpet very well!But he has been indisposed recently
This time he’s really very sick,he’s disfigured.
Hemorrhoids.Ha ha,it’s just a joke.
Just last week,XXX gave me a call:“Come,let’s go swimming ”
I answered:“No,it’s dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool”
He said:“Don’t worry,we also can urinate!”
Finally he went alone.
Later in the afternoon at three o’clock,he called me:“Brother,please bring 2000 Yuan to bail me out,I was caught urinating.”
I asked him what’d happened after taking him back,he said:“They urinated in the pool,but I did it standing at the poolside.”
Two days later,again he went there alone.In the afternoon,he called me again:“Brother,I was caught again,come and bail me.”
After bringing him back,I asked:“Urinated at the poolside again?”
He answered:“No,this time I did it in the pool,but these few days I have excessive internal heat,my urine was yellow.”