英语小笑话带翻译 越短越好

英语小笑话带翻译 越短越好
英语小笑话带翻译 越短越好

英语小笑话带翻译 越短越好
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer,“ I see that your pig likes apples,but isn”t that quite a waste of time?“ The farmer replied,” What's time to a pig?”
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.
这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说,“时间对猪有什么意义?”
A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way,sir," said the deck hand,"is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in."
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中.他被一名甲板水手救起.这位军官问如何才能酬谢他.
“最好的办法,长官,”这名水手说,“是别声张这事.如果其他人知道我救了您,他们会把我扔下去的.”

Q:why did the baby strawberry cry？
A:Because his mother was in a jam.
问题：为什么草莓宝宝哭了？
回答：因为他妈妈在果酱里。
我有一本美国经典笑话的书
这个就摘录自其中
有需要可以再提供。

是这样的 在做一篇英语完形填空时遇上一句特别冷的话
You do nothing but get uglier everyday.
我们英语老师是这样翻译的：“你每天除了变得更丑一点儿 什么事也做不了。”
还有 有一天英语老师给我们worry的例句：“I’m sick with worry. ” 一同学问我什么意思 我说“愁得要命” 结果说的响了一点 结果大家都听见了 并...

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是这样的 在做一篇英语完形填空时遇上一句特别冷的话
You do nothing but get uglier everyday.
我们英语老师是这样翻译的：“你每天除了变得更丑一点儿 什么事也做不了。”
还有 有一天英语老师给我们worry的例句：“I’m sick with worry. ” 一同学问我什么意思 我说“愁得要命” 结果说的响了一点 结果大家都听见了 并且给力地听成了我骂英语老师“丑的要命”。我觉得我很悲剧。

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He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of...

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He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了 这些够吗？ 求你了给分吧

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