作业帮求一篇英语故事或笑话七年级水平的!100词以内
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求一篇英语故事或笑话七年级水平的!100词以内
求一篇英语故事或笑话七年级水平的!
100词以内
求一篇英语故事或笑话七年级水平的!100词以内
1.A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children," said she ,"has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please,teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done.Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,'Granny,I'm going home,' and she said,'Well,I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想,在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性.“现在,孩子们,”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过.”
“做得好,是谁呢?”
“我奶奶.”
“好孩子.现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的.”
“是这样的,老师.我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时.然后我跟她说：‘奶奶,我要回家了.’她说：‘啊,我很高兴!
2.Stan:I won 92 goldfish.
Fred:Where are you going to keep them?
Stan:In the bathroom .
Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan:Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼.
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?
斯丹：浴室.
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!
狐狸与葡萄
Fox is with the grape Hungry of the fox see the grape to up hang the radiant and extremely keen grape of a string,saliva direct current,and want to pick to eat,but again Can not take off.See in a short while,helplessly walked,and his side walk the side oneself to comfort to by oneself say:" this grape have noes familiar,affirmative Is sour." This is to say,and the some person's ability is small,and do to not accomplish anything,borrow to say the opportune moment immaturity.狐狸和葡萄 饥饿的狐狸看见葡萄架上挂着一串串晶莹剔透的葡萄,口水直流,想要摘下来吃,但又 摘不到.看了一会儿,无可奈何地走了,他边走边自己安慰自己说：“这葡萄没有熟,肯定 是酸的.” 这就是说,有些人能力小,做不成事,就借口说时机未成熟