英语翻译办报使用,自己报所要积分,合理就给只给一篇英语美文，占四分之一的8开的纸，练习本那样大的格子，足够这么多就只发英文，词数少也可以发英文加汉语，总之比着写满。我写字

英语翻译办报使用,自己报所要积分,合理就给只给一篇英语美文，占四分之一的8开的纸，练习本那样大的格子，足够这么多就只发英文，词数少也可以发英文加汉语，总之比着写满。我写字
英语翻译
办报使用,自己报所要积分,合理就给
只给一篇英语美文，占四分之一的8开的纸，练习本那样大的格子，足够这么多就只发英文，词数少也可以发英文加汉语，总之比着写满。我写字占格子的三分之二，英语略小，词数只可少不可多，

英语翻译办报使用,自己报所要积分,合理就给只给一篇英语美文，占四分之一的8开的纸，练习本那样大的格子，足够这么多就只发英文，词数少也可以发英文加汉语，总之比着写满。我写字
1、等我有钱了,我就买一辆公交车,专门走公交专用车道,专门停在公交车站,等有人想上车了,我就说：对不起,这是私家车
2、客官 您是打尖还是住店
我大便
3、我年轻过,你们呢,老过么?
4、绅士无非就是耐心的狼
5、所有的人都站在一边并不一定是好事,譬如他们都站在船的一边
6、别紧张,我不是什么好人……
7、你说…你喜欢我?其实…我一开始…其实我也…唉跟你说了吧,其实我也挺喜欢我自己的.
8、作为失败的典型,你实在是太成功了
9、小时候刚学骑自行车,还不太会就跑到大街上,看到前面一个老大爷在走,自己感觉要撞上,就大叫,不要动,不要动.那个老大爷一下站在那里没有动,结果我拐来拐去,还是撞上了.老大爷站起来说,你瞄准呢
10、如果有300W,大家说是买奔驰好还是法拉利好呀.
回复：最好买300辆二手奥托,再雇300个司机,让他们跟在你后面开,一会排成s形,一会排成B形
11、多多微笑,阴天谨防情绪感冒!
12、我自横刀向天笑,笑完我就去睡觉!
13、 路遥知马力不足,日久见人心叵测
14、我爸面对我发胖一事发表了看法：没有韩红的命,还得了韩红的病.
15、我这人从不记仇,一般有仇当场我就报了.
16、别在我的坟前哭.脏了我轮回的路.
17、是这样的张总,你在家里的电脑上按了CTRL+C,然后在公司的电脑上再按CTRL+V是肯定不行的.即使同一篇文章也不行.不不,多贵的电脑都不行.
18、我以为你只是1和3中间的数,没想到你还是1和3俩数的组合.
20、一食人族去班,经理再三交代不能吃同事,答应.过几天忍不住,偷吃一个清洁工
人,当即被发现.其感悟是：千万别吃真正做事的人.
21、现在你骂我,是因为你还不了解我,等你以后了解了我,你一定会动手打我的.
22、人永远不知道谁哪次不经意的跟你说了再见之后就真的再也不见了.
23、通往成功的路,总是在施工中.
24、我不下地狱,谁爱下谁下
25、猜一句英文：「ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA」?〈答案：Long time no C〉
26、想你的眉目,想到模糊.——突然觉得,思念大都如此,越来越淡（我依稀记得这是王菲《我也不想这样》的歌词,不知对否?）
27、在经年后,感叹,那两个少年：一个惊艳了时光,一个温柔了岁月.
28、如果她（他）对你说：“忘了我吧.”你告诉对方：“我一直没记住.”
29、你对咱的好 俺永远记得 俺做鬼都不会放过你的.
30、各位女同事,请不要对我放电,我老婆有来电显示.
31、微笑,挥手,再见,结束.
32、我想起来,我曾立志做一个好玩的人
33、将薪比薪的想一下,算了,不想活了.
34、那啥,就给我个经济适用坟好了.
35、活了二十多年,没能为祖国、为人民做点什么,每思及此,伤心欲绝
36、趁着年轻把能干的坏事都干了吧,没几年了.
37、挣着卖白菜的钱,操着卖白粉的心
38、七岁的小男孩是地球上最可怕的生物,他们有好奇心、行动力、破坏力以及《未成年人保护法》.
39、人贵在言而有信——我说不还钱就不还钱!
40、老子曰：睡可睡,非常睡.
41、我虽然相信海誓山盟,但是未必相信你啊
42、上帝说：出门不要忘记带伞,一会儿我要浇花
43、特别的人从来不说自己特别,比如说我
44、我的否已极了 可泰说他没空来
45、我知道,天下无不散宴席,可是,至少,宴席上我要吃得爽!
46、我走我的阳光道,你过你的奈何桥.
47、世界是我们的,也是孩子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的!
48、每当困难的时候我就念藏经：“噢嘛呢哞嘛哄”, 翻译成英文就是:All money go my home!
49、最简单的长寿秘决————–保持呼吸,不要断气
50、孔子曰：中午不睡,下午崩溃.孟子曰：孔子说的对!
51、善良就是别人挨饿的时候,我吃肉不bia ji嘴
52、漫漫人生路,总会错几步.
53、我从不以强凌弱～～～我欺负他之前真不知道他比我弱…
54、你走你的过街天桥,我过我的地下通道.
55、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种,静态就是睡觉,动态就是翻身…
56、哪里跌倒,哪里爬起……老是在那里跌倒,我怀疑那里有个坑!
57、唉～这人要一没正形,连头痛都是偏的
58、我这人不太懂音乐,所以时而不靠谱,时而不着调.
59、人干点好事儿总想让鬼神知道,干点坏事儿总以为鬼神不知道,我们让鬼神太为难了.
60、问世间谁最坦荡,直叫我当仁不让
61、如果你容不下我,说明不是你的心胸太狭小,就是我的人格太伟大.
62、行到水穷处,口渴；坐看云起时,头晕.
63、我想学凤凰涅磐,谁知道一不小心……熟了!
64、反正我这命老和他们算的不一样,不知道是他们没算对,还是我活错了.
65、你嘴角三十度的微笑,百度搜索不到.
66、上帝肯定会原谅我的,因为那是他的职业.
67、执子之手,方知子丑,泪流满面,子不走我走.
68、帅有个P用?搞不好还不是被卒子给吃掉!
69、别和我说放马过来—-我是阿凡提!
70、再烦我就把你绑草船上借箭去!
71、人不犯我,我不犯人；人若犯我,礼让三分；人再犯我,我还一针；人还犯我,斩草除根.
72、我又不是人民币,怎么能让人人都喜欢我?!
73、单身并不难,难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人 .
74、有空学风水去,死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾
75、曾经我们都以为自己可以为爱情死,其实爱情死不了人,它只会在最疼的地方扎上一针,然后我们欲哭无泪,我们辗转反侧,我们久病成医,我们百炼成钢.你不是风儿,我也不是沙,再缠绵也到不了天涯,擦干了泪,明天早上,我们都要上班.
76、世界就是一个大型夹娃娃机,我隔着玻璃窗,只想要你
77、你若先走了,转身时就不要怪我背对着你.
78、一个人只有一个心脏,却有两个心房.一个住着快乐；一个住着悲伤.不要笑得太大声,不然会吵醒旁边的悲伤.
79、对自己好点,因为一辈子不长；对身边的人好点,因为下辈子不一定能够遇见
80、有人说,旋转木马是最残忍的游戏,彼此追逐却有永恒的距离
81、如果有来生,要做一棵树,站成永恒,没有悲欢的姿势.一半在尘土里安详,一半在风里飞扬,一半洒落阴凉,一半沐浴阳光.非常沉默非常骄傲,从不依靠从不寻找!
82、话说搭讪也要讲究技术,要在正确的时间正确的地点找到正确的人搭讪,比如此刻我就在线
83、我想我曾经爱你的时候也低到过尘埃里,但是并没有开出花,后来那些尘埃只是越来越多终于把我们都活埋了,原来爱情还真是不能太卑微,光有尘埃没有养料是不行的
84、觉得不快乐,是因为追求的不是“幸福”,而是“比别人幸福”.
85、5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事.
老爸：“爸爸很累啦,你夸我两句吧,你夸我两句我就又有劲儿了.”
女儿：“老郑!”
老爸：“哎!”
女儿：“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮

1, so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car
2, you are jumping the queue, or stay Keguan
I stool
3, I was young, you do, the old have it?
4, the gentleman wolf is nothing more than patience
5, all of them on the side is not necessarily a good thing, for example, they all stand side of the boat
6, nervous, I am not a good person ... ...
7, you say ... you like me? In fact ... I started ... in fact I told you ... Oh, right, in fact I quite like my own.
8, as a typical failure, you were so successful
9, a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking front, he felt to hit, to cry, do not move, do not move. The old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. Old man stood up and said, you aim it
10, if there is 300W, everybody is good to buy Mercedes or Ferrari okay.
Re: second-hand best buy 300 Otto, to hire 300 drivers so that they open behind you, one will be arranged in s-shaped, arranged for a B-shaped
11, lots of smiling, feeling cold cloudy Beware!
12 days since I Hengdao to laugh, laugh finished I went to bed!
13, the man knows his lack of time will tell unpredictable
14, I face my father expressed his views regarding fat: no Han's life, have a Han's disease.
15, my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.
16, do not cry at my grave. Reincarnation of my way dirty.
17, Zhang is so, on your home computer by the CTRL + C, and then in the company's computer and then CTRL + V is definitely not work. Even if the line is not the same article. No, no, more expensive computers will not work.
18, I thought you were only 1 and 3, the middle number, or you did not expect the number of 1 and 3, a combination of both.
20, a cannibal to classes, managers repeatedly told not to eat my colleagues agree. Could not resist a few days, eating a cleaner
Who was immediately found. The sentiment is: Do not eat a lot of people really.
21, now you call me, because you do not know me, so after you know me, you will beat me.
22, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after.
23, the road to success is always in construction.
24, I do not go to hell, who loves who is under the next
25, guess the English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"?
26, like your looks, think fuzzy. - I suddenly felt, missing most of this, more light (I vaguely remember that this is Faye Wong "I do not want this," the lyrics, I do not know of any?)
27, in after years, lamented that two teenagers: a stunning of the time, a gentle years.
28, if she (he) said to you: "Forget me." You tell each other: "I never remember."
29, you are good we play a trick I always remember I will not let you.
30, the female colleagues, please do not discharge me, my wife has caller ID.
31, smile, wave, goodbye, the end.
32, I think of it, I have determined to be a fun person
33, the salary paid to think about than, well, want to live.
34, then what, give me a good affordable grave.
35, lived for twenty years, not for the motherland, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken
36, taking advantage of young, talented bad thing to have done it, not years.
37, earned the money selling cabbage, speaking in the hearts of selling heroin
38-year-old boy is the most feared creatures on the planet, they have a curiosity, mobility, destructive, and "Protection of Minors Act."
39, were you at its word - and I say pay back the money not pay back the money!
40, I said: sleep to sleep, is sleep.
41, although I believe eachother, but not necessarily believe you, ah
42, God said: Do not forget the umbrella out, now I have to water the flowers
43, in particular, people who had not said that he in particular, for example, I
44, I had not already has the space available to Thailand, said he did not
45, I know All good things banquet, but, at least, feast on the cool I want to eat!
46, I walk my Sunshine Road, athletic, you have your.
47, the world is ours, and also the children, but ultimately that bunch of grandchildren!
48, whenever a difficult time I read Buddhist scriptures: "Oh Mani moo Well coax", translated into English is: All money go my home!
49, the most simple secret of longevity ----- keep breathing, do not breathe
50, Confucius said: do not sleep at noon, afternoon crash. Mencius said: Confucius said, right!
51, the kind that people go hungry, I eat meat does not bia ji mouth
52, life's long road, there is always the wrong steps.
53, I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me ...
54, you go to your bridge across the street, I had my underground passage.
55, my interests can be divided into two kinds of static and dynamic, static is to sleep, the dynamic is the stand ...
56, where the falls, where Paqi ... ... there is always fall, I suspect that where there was a pit!
57, Oh ~ this man is not to be a shape, even the headaches are biased
58, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
59, good thing people always want to do some spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we let the ghosts and gods are too embarrassed.
60, ask the world who is the most forthright, whining I'm doing my part
61, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
62, the line to the water to the poor, thirsty; sitting watching clouds from time to time, dizziness.
63, I want to learn Phoenix Nirvana, who knows ... ... accidentally cooked it!
64, anyway, my old life, and they counted not the same, do not know they were not counting on, or I live wrong.
65, thirty degrees corner of your mouth smile, Baidu search less.
66, God will certainly forgive me, because that is his profession.
67, your hand, know the Zichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
68, handsome with a P use? They might not be pawns to eat!
69, do not put your horse to come over and I said - I Avanti!
70, then I'll tie you tired of the ship by the arrows to the grass!
71, people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, be courteous one-third; who repeated me, I stitch; people also attacked, extermination.
72, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
73, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
74, the time to study feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford good housing
75, once we all thought that he could die for love, in fact, people love die, it will only place in the Who Loved a needle on the bar, and then we tears, we toss and turn, and we long illness into health, we tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I was not sand, and then also can not get tangled up the horizon, dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
76, the world is a large claw vending machines, I am across the windows, just want you to
77, if you go first, do not blame me when he turned back to you.
78, a person has only one heart, there are two atria. One lived happiness; a home to grief. Do not laugh too loud, or you'll wake the next sad.
79, for their own good points, because life is not long; the people around him better, because the next life may not be able to meet
80, it was said carousel is the most brutal game, there is the eternal pursuit of the distance from each other
81, If you were reincarnated, to do a tree, stand in eternity, no joys and sorrows of the position. Half serene in the dust, half flying in the wind, half floating down a cool, half of the sun. Very proud very silent, never to rely on never looking for!
82, struck up a conversation must pay attention to the words of Technology, to the right place at the right time to find the right person approached, for example at the moment I'm online
83, I want to love you when I have been to have low dust, but did not bloom, then the dust is more and more that we have finally buried alive, the love really is not too humble, light dusty No nourishment is not enough
84, do not feel happy, not because of the pursuit of "happiness" but "well-being than others."
85,5-year-old daughter to help her father to do something.
Dad: "Dad tired you, you praise me two it, you praise me I have kept on the two lines."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "Your look is really beautiful Niuniu

1.Customer:Give me a hot dog.(顾客：给我一份热狗。)
Waiter:With pleasure.（侍者：很高兴。）
Customer:No,with mustard.（顾客：不要，加上芥末。）
2.Teacher:Now class,whatever I ask,I want you all to answer at once.
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1.Customer:Give me a hot dog.(顾客：给我一份热狗。)
Waiter:With pleasure.（侍者：很高兴。）
Customer:No,with mustard.（顾客：不要，加上芥末。）
2.Teacher:Now class,whatever I ask,I want you all to answer at once.
（老师：全班同学听着，不论我问什么，你们都要马上回答。）
Teacher:How much is 6 plus 4 ?（老师：6+4等于几？）
Student:At once！（学生：马上！）

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