这个英语笑话是什么意思In a murder trial...In a murder trial,the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:Attorney:Before you signed the death certificate,had you taken the pulse?Coroner:No.Attorney:Did you listen to the heart?Coron

这个英语笑话是什么意思In a murder trial...In a murder trial,the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:Attorney:Before you signed the death certificate,had you taken the pulse?Coroner:No.Attorney:Did you listen to the heart?Coron
这个英语笑话是什么意思
In a murder trial...
In a murder trial,the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney:Before you signed the death certificate,had you taken the pulse?
Coroner:No.
Attorney:Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner:No.
Attorney:Did you check for breathing?
Coroner:No.
Attorney:So,when you signed the death certificate,you weren't sure the man was dead,were you?
Coroner:Well,let me put it this way.The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
【Notes】：
（1） attorney律师
（2）cross-examining 反复盘问
（3）coroner 验尸官

这个英语笑话是什么意思In a murder trial...In a murder trial,the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:Attorney:Before you signed the death certificate,had you taken the pulse?Coroner:No.Attorney:Did you listen to the heart?Coron
总的意思是 律师问验尸官当时如何证明那个人是死亡状态的
但是当他问了一些关于判定死亡的依据时 验尸官说他都没有去看
那律师就说你没有仔细检查尸体,但是你还是开了死亡证明 是么?
验尸官就说 ：让我们这样想 虽然装那个人的脑子的瓶子在我的桌子上,但是我觉得他还是有可能出去当一个律师的
意思就是说验尸官变相的骂律师没脑子

哈哈哈哈…… 验尸官讽刺那律师没长脑子 —— 他说：那人的脑子就放在我办公桌上的罐子里，但是我猜想他还是有可能在什么地方谈法律呢。

it means that lawyer doesn't have a heart especially a defense lawyer

In a murder trial...
谋杀审判
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
在一次谋杀审判时,辩护律师正在反复盘问验尸官:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, ha...

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In a murder trial...
谋杀审判
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
在一次谋杀审判时,辩护律师正在反复盘问验尸官:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
律师:在签署死亡证之前,你测过脉搏没有?
Coroner: No.
验尸官:没有.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
律师:你检查过心跳没有?
Coroner: No.
验尸官:没有.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
律师:你检查过呼吸没有?
Coroner: No.
验尸官:没有.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
律师;如此说来,你是在不确定那个人是否已经死亡的情况下就签署了死亡证.
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
验尸官:嗯,这样说吧.那个人的大脑在我桌上的一个罐子里.但我猜想他有可能在那个罐子里正在做律师这一行当吧.
注解:验尸官的回答等于痛骂律师---因为律师都是些没心没肝没肺的强盗.

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