英语翻译具体文章是：95When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.'What has happened ' she asked.'How did your clothes get into such a mess ' 'A fire

英语翻译具体文章是：95When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.'What has happened ' she asked.'How did your clothes get into such a mess ' 'A fire
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具体文章是：95When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.'What has happened ' she asked.'How did your clothes get into such a mess ' 'A fire-extinguisher,my dear,' answered the Ambassador drily.'University students set the Embassy on fire this morning.' 'Good heavens!' exclaimed his wife.'And where were you at the time ' 'I was in my office as usual,' answered the Ambassador.'The fire broke out in the basement.I went down immediately.of course,and that fool,Horst,aimed a fire-extinguisher at me.He thought I was on fire.I must definitely get that fellow posted.' The Ambassador's wife went on asking questions,when she suddenly noticed a big hole in her husband's hat.'And how can you explain that ' she asked.'Oh,that,' said the Ambassador.'Someone fired a shot through my office window.Accurate,don't you think Fortunately,I wasn't wearing it at the time.If I had been,I would not have been able to get home for lunch.

英语翻译具体文章是：95When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.'What has happened ' she asked.'How did your clothes get into such a mess ' 'A fire
当艾斯卡罗比亚国的大使回到家吃午饭时,把他的夫人吓了一跳.他面色苍白,衣服也搞得不成样子.
“发生了什么事?”她问,“你的衣服怎么搞得一塌糊涂?”
“灭火器弄的,亲爱的,”大使冷冷地回答,“今天上午大学生们放火点着了大使馆.”
“天啊!”他的夫人惊叫,“那你当时在什么地方?”
“我和往常一样,在办公室里,”大使回答说.“地下室突然着火,我当然马上下去了.但那个傻瓜霍斯特把灭火器对准了我.他认为是我着火了.我一定要把那个家伙打发走.”
大使夫人继续提出问题,她突然又发现丈夫的帽子上有个洞.
“那么你对那又作何解释呢?”她问.
“那个嘛,”大使说,“有人向我办公室窗户开了一枪.真够准的,是不是?幸亏我当时没戴帽子.如果真戴着它,我现在就不能回家来吃午饭了.”